Through a Lens Darkly

I learned to play 'All Apologies' in guitar class. That's pretty much all I remember at school today. Oh wait! I forgot about the flying shoe that went in between Cristina's legs, right past my head, and hit the ceiling. Only one person can cause a commotion like that. Hint: It's NOT Jesus, but someone just as mysterious.
We took the 9 to Katrina's and then walked to the mall. I still don't have my sign. Saw Francine, Cecile, and Jen. The whole point of going there was to buy Tania's present, but we each bought ourselves stuff instead. I remember A LOT of laughing. Especially from the random guy at the Dollar Store and Cristina hitting my tooth while I was under the basket. GO FOR THE DAMN CHEESE, MOUSE! I also can't forget to mention Katrina's God-given talent for flaring her nostrils. They make the guy's nostrils from the Breakfast Club microscopic.
And on to HBF News, we have come up with a new handshake cause we're that cool.
"I didn't even bother to comb my hair."
"Me too."
"All I did was change."
"Me too."
"And put on earrings."
"ME TOO!"
OH SNAP! Anyways, the party was weird. In so many ways. Some shocking, some just odd. Mainly SHOCKING!