Monday, May 31, 2004
Today was pretty good considering it was a Monday.
For some odd reason I found this really funny:
A palm tree's seeds are coconuts.
I guess you just had to be there...
Another thing that made me laugh was the fact that Obreja sat behind me today.
"Operation Water" was brough up at lunch. I volunteer to be a victim.
This post is all over the place...
For some odd reason I found this really funny:
A palm tree's seeds are coconuts.
I guess you just had to be there...
Another thing that made me laugh was the fact that Obreja sat behind me today.
"Operation Water" was brough up at lunch. I volunteer to be a victim.
This post is all over the place...
Sunday, May 30, 2004
Mwahahaha! The countdown is back. 19 days...
I'm bored and have not started either my essay or my poster. Both are due tomorrow. Can you say "yikes!"?
My horoscope for today:
Amanda, you are like a kid trying to catch a pigeon in the park. It seems so easy; you are so close to the pigeon. The bird doesn't seem to notice that you are approaching, and then right as you reach out your hands to grab him, the pigeon takes off and flies away. Don't get bent out of shape over this. The pigeon isn't yours to have.
Pigeons are cool...
Amanda, you are like a kid trying to catch a pigeon in the park. It seems so easy; you are so close to the pigeon. The bird doesn't seem to notice that you are approaching, and then right as you reach out your hands to grab him, the pigeon takes off and flies away. Don't get bent out of shape over this. The pigeon isn't yours to have.
Pigeons are cool...
Saturday, May 29, 2004
So Kathleen just left. Katrina and Christina were over too. I owed them since they helped out with the house, so I took them out to Swiss Chalet. When we got there, I was too shy to talk to the people, so Kathleen basically became the adult. Even my older brother bailed on me. Food was good. Christina was talking about just leaving after we ate right when our waitress was behind her. Found out some interesting news about people not keeping their mouth shut. Too bad that certain person didn't pick up the phone when the other angry people decided to call 'it'. Sorry about the vagueness. I don't know who reads this journal of mine. It's better to be safe than sorry. Then went back to my place. Went on the computer for a bit for some msn-ing and then to the basement where we played foozball. My team won. Then I graced them with my guitar playing skills and everyone sang along. Then I attempted to teach Katrina the simpsons' theme song. Mission unsuccessful. Katrina was planning to take a photo and told Kathleen to back up. She fell off the automan and landed on nails. I was so worried for her, but she seems to be okay. SORRY Kathleen! Then we ate some ice cream cake and I won't say more. The night could have been better, but I was tired. And by the way Cristina: way to bail on your friends... ironic since your msn name has something to do with friendship! tsk tsk
Everytime I have a lot of homework to do, I always end up getting sidetracked by doing the weirdest things. Like now. I just cleaned my room and found my notebook... my special notebook. I wrote down everything that happened last summer... the important stuff at least. Anyways, as part of my countdown to summer, I'm going to choose any random day and write exactly what I wrote. Enjoy.
Thursday, August 7:
- went to mall
- met another weirdo on the way there
- then met up with Katrina and Christina at the pet store
- bought Tipsy some food, black nail polish, and candy
- K: "Is that nail polish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
- played with the toys at zellers until they started making people search the aisles
- walked home and got picked up by Christina's dad and had pizza there
- we were supposed to go to Sandra's, but plans changed and we went to see Freaky Friday instead
- had a revelation and now our band name is 'The Flaming Pandas'
- our first cover song will be 'Bother' by Stone Sour
*Notes to Self:
- write more detailed stuff this summer
The Flaming Pandas!?!?! What were we thinking???
Thursday, August 7:
- went to mall
- met another weirdo on the way there
- then met up with Katrina and Christina at the pet store
- bought Tipsy some food, black nail polish, and candy
- K: "Is that nail polish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
- played with the toys at zellers until they started making people search the aisles
- walked home and got picked up by Christina's dad and had pizza there
- we were supposed to go to Sandra's, but plans changed and we went to see Freaky Friday instead
- had a revelation and now our band name is 'The Flaming Pandas'
- our first cover song will be 'Bother' by Stone Sour
*Notes to Self:
- write more detailed stuff this summer
The Flaming Pandas!?!?! What were we thinking???
Friday, May 28, 2004
There are quite a few words to explain what happened today, but I'm going to use the word 'different.' The carnival sucked royally. We left after the band played, but only after loitering the school and taking random pictures. Then we walked to Katrina's while singing random songs, which were scaring a lot of people. We actually watched Spice World. Brought back so many memories of our youth. Also found out more info about the alliance: we all came to Brampton when we were in grade 5. We thought that we could move on from pictures to video. Taped ourselves doing stupid things. No one shall ever see that tape... NO ONE!!!
Then we went to the mall. I stole a car... but not really. It was a car though. And you can consider it being stolen, since I took it and it wasn't mine.
Quotage from Today:
Finn: Huckle!
Huckle: Berry!
Berry: Finn!
A: Weird moments happen in your mom's bedroom...
Then we went to the mall. I stole a car... but not really. It was a car though. And you can consider it being stolen, since I took it and it wasn't mine.
Quotage from Today:
Finn: Huckle!
Huckle: Berry!
Berry: Finn!
A: Weird moments happen in your mom's bedroom...
Thursday, May 27, 2004
I dared my brother to staple the web of skin in between his pointer finger and thumb. The moron actually did it! Just had to share that with you people...
I don't remember anything that happened today other than the stupid stuff. Like second period. Cristina gave me a note talking about an HBF scrapbook and how the library will be giving free lessons on how to make a scrapbook. But I think that is quite odd since I don't believe you can really teach the art of scrapbooking. I thought they were supposed to be unique. *shrugs* Then that note led to us laughing about last summer. LMAO! I remember that day so well that it's kinda sad. I was sick. Really sick, but who could turn down the opportunity to go paddle-boating. I also hate backer-outters, so I wasn't going to be a hypocrite. So we three walk to the lake and give the $10 deposit to paddle-boat. We go get our lifejackets. We were all jacketed-up when the dude says that he has a better lifejacket for Cristina. So she takes off the one she has on and he gives her this super tiny jacket. Even I wouldn't fit in it. That same dude gave the jacket she had on earlier to some other kid, so she was stuck with the super-small one.
Then when our time was up, we started to head back to the shore. Only the boat wouldn't go straight. We were going in circles. They told me to stick my hand under the boat and steer, since I wasn't paddling. Fun times...
Back to present time, but not really:
Me and Katrina made Cristina choke during lunch, but I can't remember why.
Then I took the bus home.
I have a 1000 word assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started yet. Maybe I should go start it now.
Then when our time was up, we started to head back to the shore. Only the boat wouldn't go straight. We were going in circles. They told me to stick my hand under the boat and steer, since I wasn't paddling. Fun times...
Back to present time, but not really:
Me and Katrina made Cristina choke during lunch, but I can't remember why.
Then I took the bus home.
I have a 1000 word assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started yet. Maybe I should go start it now.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
DAMN YOU DONNA!!! That super-sad song you sent is all I've been listening to! You ask why me why I don't stop it. I yell back "It's HYPNOTIC!!!" Even my little brother is under its trance...
Wow. You people disgust me... Only Donna had the courtesy to blog for me. I guess laziness isn't the key to victory.
Today wasn't too good. Nothing interesting happened.
Afterschool was great though. There was a whole group of us walking to the bus stop. Too many people to remember who was there. I was thrown around like a rag doll and used as a human shield. When we got near the plaza I saw a car that looked like my brother's. It turned out to be him. The looks on their faces was priceless. So I didn't have to waste a bus ticket... score!
Today wasn't too good. Nothing interesting happened.
Afterschool was great though. There was a whole group of us walking to the bus stop. Too many people to remember who was there. I was thrown around like a rag doll and used as a human shield. When we got near the plaza I saw a car that looked like my brother's. It turned out to be him. The looks on their faces was priceless. So I didn't have to waste a bus ticket... score!
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
I have a terrible headache and I think it's from spending too much time on the computer. I'm so stupid. I truly believe blogging will make me feel better. It kinda is working though.
There's a bird outside and it sounds like it's laughing at me. It won't shut the hell up.
I hate my Anthro class. I took it thinking it will be an easy class. I was wrong. It's not hard, but my teacher's a moron and I've learned nothing except for the fact that My teacher can't do her job properly. I should have taken accounting instead, since I'm asian and everything. I fit the profile.
I just realized that I hate many things. My mom told me that once and I didn't believe her, which makes me feel... hateful. Ha! Isn't that ironic?
Headaches make me angry. Grrr... That's enough ranting for one day. Good bye.
There's a bird outside and it sounds like it's laughing at me. It won't shut the hell up.
I hate my Anthro class. I took it thinking it will be an easy class. I was wrong. It's not hard, but my teacher's a moron and I've learned nothing except for the fact that My teacher can't do her job properly. I should have taken accounting instead, since I'm asian and everything. I fit the profile.
I just realized that I hate many things. My mom told me that once and I didn't believe her, which makes me feel... hateful. Ha! Isn't that ironic?
Headaches make me angry. Grrr... That's enough ranting for one day. Good bye.
Monday, May 24, 2004
I'm too lazy to blog, so I'm giving you guys the job. Just post it under comments.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Last night's show was crazy awesome! Even walking to the church was fun. Made us realize how paranoud we really are. Saw a bunch of snails and 2 bunny rabbits. Now back to the events that happened at the show. I got hit by the mosh pit twice. Got hit in the tummy by Bill Clinton's head (at least I think it's the former president of the United States). I seem to always get a souvenir: first concert-devil figurine (it hit my face and landed in my hands), first music festival-my initials that I stole from the flower garden store, and first local show-Bill Clinton's head. We saw ten speed hero, the viking club, sleeper set sail, the junction, and fallen year. Highlights of last night were Adam (Chester look-alike) and Dean (new guy in Fallen Year). I have to mention the spider man sticker and the fact that I just happened to be wearing my spider man shirt last night.
P.S. I got another watch. It has Pinnochio/Pinocchio/Pinnocchio on it this time. It fits since I'm a pathological liar only my nose doesn't grow or flare (like Cristina's). I can already hear her denying the fact that her nose flares when she lies.
P.P.S. Ginormous puddles and canvas shoes don't mix well.
P.S. I got another watch. It has Pinnochio/Pinocchio/Pinnocchio on it this time. It fits since I'm a pathological liar only my nose doesn't grow or flare (like Cristina's). I can already hear her denying the fact that her nose flares when she lies.
P.P.S. Ginormous puddles and canvas shoes don't mix well.
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Today was quite the odd day. Too much happened so I'm going to write in point form:
- school was boring so I'm not going to mention it other than now
- got home, checked recent phonecalls, saw obreja's name, called her, and talked to her with katrina (quite difficult since, i had to type and speak at the same time and the fact that cristina was making me ask katrina questions for her)
- brother drove me to cristina's
- had a panic attack
- walked to corner store to stock up on food
- walked to lake
- fed ducks
- as cristina's msn name states, "got assaulted by a duck"
A: "It's like we're kissing!"
*I'm too distracted now, so I'm going to have to leave you guys hanging on the details of the happenings of today. Sorry... Use your imagination and finish the rest of the story.
- school was boring so I'm not going to mention it other than now
- got home, checked recent phonecalls, saw obreja's name, called her, and talked to her with katrina (quite difficult since, i had to type and speak at the same time and the fact that cristina was making me ask katrina questions for her)
- brother drove me to cristina's
- had a panic attack
- walked to corner store to stock up on food
- walked to lake
- fed ducks
- as cristina's msn name states, "got assaulted by a duck"
A: "It's like we're kissing!"
*I'm too distracted now, so I'm going to have to leave you guys hanging on the details of the happenings of today. Sorry... Use your imagination and finish the rest of the story.
Friday, May 21, 2004
Crazy Quote while Crossing the Street:
Donna: Steve has Andrew's ball and they're going to play with it after school. They're gonna make it go swish!
lmao
Donna: Steve has Andrew's ball and they're going to play with it after school. They're gonna make it go swish!
lmao
Thursday, May 20, 2004
P.S. Visit Katrina's site (link on the right) for guaranteed laughs.
Once you stop dreaming about having "super powers" you will feel a lot better, Amanda. You are not a super hero and you never were. For that matter, no one is. On the other hand, you surely have capacities that you have exploited in the past, but now you seem persuaded that they are of no interest. It is time to rethink this issue.
*gasp*
*gasp*
I ate cereal. Lucky Charms. Made my milk green.
Afterschool was weird. All the VPs were outside talking to students. Some were stationed even further than the Unemployment Centre. My older brother thought it was a drug bust. I have a feeling my little brother was stopped because he should be home by now...
Afterschool was weird. All the VPs were outside talking to students. Some were stationed even further than the Unemployment Centre. My older brother thought it was a drug bust. I have a feeling my little brother was stopped because he should be home by now...
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Can humans poo gold??? I think so. I have a theory that if you eat corn and glitter, your feces will sparkle a bright yellow... like gold! Now to find someone who can prove that it CAN happen.
P.S. Are we going to the MMVAs and end up on tv like last year?
P.S. Are we going to the MMVAs and end up on tv like last year?
Wow. I should really learn to make myself appear offline on msn when I'm not at the computer. Had 5 people talking to me. Oops!
Just read the other two's blogs. One wants to burn in hell, while the other wants to die a slow and painful death. But me, I'm as happy as a fat kid in a Candy Store. *nods* I don't know why I'm in a great mood though.
Something really funny happened after school today, but neither of us can remember. Maybe something didn't happen and we just think it did...
There was a lot of laughing at lunch too, but I can't remember why.
Also at yearbook.
Maybe I'm happy cause I don't remember anything that happened today... whoa!
Just read the other two's blogs. One wants to burn in hell, while the other wants to die a slow and painful death. But me, I'm as happy as a fat kid in a Candy Store. *nods* I don't know why I'm in a great mood though.
Something really funny happened after school today, but neither of us can remember. Maybe something didn't happen and we just think it did...
There was a lot of laughing at lunch too, but I can't remember why.
Also at yearbook.
Maybe I'm happy cause I don't remember anything that happened today... whoa!
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Today sucked, but it had its moments:
- showed off my watch again
- found out I'm the ONLY one not colour blind in my bio class, which is really odd, since I think I have the worst vision in my whole school
- had a supply second period
- C: My hai...... is not greasy! (it shined as bright as the sun)
- not much work during third
- drew pics on Donna's pencil case (a heart with Steve's name in it, my signature trademark, and "I *heart* my Jamie-poo")
- ate lunch in Cool Dave's presence
- had a supply during fourth and someone paid me to draw pics for them
Now the 'sucky' parts of my day:
- bird took a shit on the windshield
- got too lazy to clean it so while driving, it spread across the windshield
- Lucky Charms cereal cut the roof of my mouth
- missing edgemont
- being compared to sandra (I am both shocked and appalled! Wow. I sounded so old.)
- showed off my watch again
- found out I'm the ONLY one not colour blind in my bio class, which is really odd, since I think I have the worst vision in my whole school
- had a supply second period
- C: My hai...... is not greasy! (it shined as bright as the sun)
- not much work during third
- drew pics on Donna's pencil case (a heart with Steve's name in it, my signature trademark, and "I *heart* my Jamie-poo")
- ate lunch in Cool Dave's presence
- had a supply during fourth and someone paid me to draw pics for them
Now the 'sucky' parts of my day:
- bird took a shit on the windshield
- got too lazy to clean it so while driving, it spread across the windshield
- Lucky Charms cereal cut the roof of my mouth
- missing edgemont
- being compared to sandra (I am both shocked and appalled! Wow. I sounded so old.)
Monday, May 17, 2004
The weirdest thing happened on the bus. There were only four of us on it. One could be easily labelled as a skater, one was a typical rocker, and the other one looked exactly like Emily the Strange. They were all friends and they kept looking at me, then whispering, and the same thing happened for about 5 minutes. After pure silence, one of them called out, "Hey Amanda!" Naturally, I turned around. Then comes the strangest part. They said they knew me from somewhere. I was so confused at this time, so I just stared back at them. And then the Emily Strange look-alike said something about me being the one they've been looking for, which is ironic since we're on a search for our fourth as well. Then the other girl said that if it was meant to be, I would meet them again. I am honestly scared.
But other than that, my day was relatively good:
- I showed off my watch
- made a list of things to do this summer
- gave Cristina the finger and watched as she laughed hysterically at me (reason forgotten but she may post it in her blog)
- I once again escaped my presentation
There were hilarious quotes, but Donna told me not to post them. They were her quotes and since I'm trying to be a good person, I won't post them. Speaking of Donna, she slapped Sam across the face at lunch. It was so unexpected which made it even funnier.
But other than that, my day was relatively good:
- I showed off my watch
- made a list of things to do this summer
- gave Cristina the finger and watched as she laughed hysterically at me (reason forgotten but she may post it in her blog)
- I once again escaped my presentation
There were hilarious quotes, but Donna told me not to post them. They were her quotes and since I'm trying to be a good person, I won't post them. Speaking of Donna, she slapped Sam across the face at lunch. It was so unexpected which made it even funnier.
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Sorry for the constant blogging today. I'm supposed to be doing essay but I can't concentrate. And typing in this thing makes it look like I actually am doing work.
I found out the history of my Dookie tape:
My brother and cousin bought the CD (which proves I'm not really trapped in the past) during their "Basket Case Obssession Phase." They taped Basket Case, then the whole CD, and then Basket Case once again, which means Basket Case makes an appearance three times on the tape. They returned the CD after that. Genuises... After about a week of having the tape, they realized that the whole album was gold. The end.
P.S. This will be my last post today.
I found out the history of my Dookie tape:
My brother and cousin bought the CD (which proves I'm not really trapped in the past) during their "Basket Case Obssession Phase." They taped Basket Case, then the whole CD, and then Basket Case once again, which means Basket Case makes an appearance three times on the tape. They returned the CD after that. Genuises... After about a week of having the tape, they realized that the whole album was gold. The end.
P.S. This will be my last post today.
I was sitting at the computer pretending to do my essay when I saw my next-door neighbour walk by our house and walk back to their property. Then his wife did the same thing. Then both of them walked by again, this time laughing. Our lawn isn't the greatest right now. There's weeds and patches everywhere, but they have no right to laugh at it. We just moved in and we're still mighty busy.
Those bastards better be prepared for what me and my brothers have in store for them. They've got garden gnomes on their lawn. Soon enough, one will be stolen and each day after that, a piece of the victim will be thrown into their backyard. No mercy...
Those bastards better be prepared for what me and my brothers have in store for them. They've got garden gnomes on their lawn. Soon enough, one will be stolen and each day after that, a piece of the victim will be thrown into their backyard. No mercy...
Yesterday a whole bunch of us went to see Troy. It was absolutely amazing! Me and Katrina both gasped when we saw Keanu. Quite funny. Then I got to eat free popcorn and gummi bears. Steve left his wallet in Donna's purse and she wouldn't let us look through it. Damn her morals. Overall, it was quite a great day. When I got home I watched The Last Samurai. Another good movie. I watched a lot of violence in a span of 6 hours or less.
Just came home from our traditional Sunday outing: church, Shopper's Drug Mart, Sobey's, cemetary, Burger King. We also went out to Canadian Tire to buy a manual lawn mower. It's the most hilarious thing ever. We're trapped in the past.
We also bought cereal and it came with a free watch. I wanted the blue one with pigs on it, but I ended up with the red one. It has Donkey on it and stars. And it also glows in the dark. It's sad at how I'm amused by the smallest things.
Just came home from our traditional Sunday outing: church, Shopper's Drug Mart, Sobey's, cemetary, Burger King. We also went out to Canadian Tire to buy a manual lawn mower. It's the most hilarious thing ever. We're trapped in the past.
We also bought cereal and it came with a free watch. I wanted the blue one with pigs on it, but I ended up with the red one. It has Donkey on it and stars. And it also glows in the dark. It's sad at how I'm amused by the smallest things.
Friday, May 14, 2004
Too lazy to type full sentences:
- after dropping off the other two, my cousin (i like to call her my cousin, but she's not) calls on the cell phone saying she's bored
- we had to go to trinity anyways, so we pick her up
- went to canadian tire and bought a hose and a nozzle
- in the process of picking, i accidentally broke one
- cousin stole me 2 black candles and a lollipop (she's so great)
- went to pet store and bought food for rabbit
- spent 2 hours at the park trying to master those ring thingies that look like nooses
- i can only get halfway through before i fall (so pathetic)
p.s. i scare people...
- after dropping off the other two, my cousin (i like to call her my cousin, but she's not) calls on the cell phone saying she's bored
- we had to go to trinity anyways, so we pick her up
- went to canadian tire and bought a hose and a nozzle
- in the process of picking, i accidentally broke one
- cousin stole me 2 black candles and a lollipop (she's so great)
- went to pet store and bought food for rabbit
- spent 2 hours at the park trying to master those ring thingies that look like nooses
- i can only get halfway through before i fall (so pathetic)
p.s. i scare people...
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Today was one odd day:
- I wore capris today because it was the cool thing to do... (that's directed to Cristina) Everyone was shocked because this was the first time they've seen my legs. They're just as pale as Katrina. My legs I mean.
- I had a major tummy ache again today. I asked it why it was torturing me, but didn't answer back. It normally does.
- The mark on my leg from my paint ball injury is still there. It's been 2 years.
- In anthro, the girl next to me pointed out that my leg was bleeding. I didn't even notice. I still wonder where I got the cut from. I didnt't bother cleaning it or getting a band-aid and now it's all swollen. There's blood under the flap of skin and I have to get it out before it dries up, but it hurts to poke at it. I'm so torn... Pun not intended.
- Some girl named Stephanie tried to guess what my name was and she thought it was 'Mary.' I will forever be cursed with that name.
- Jamie calls me 'Asian.' I don't really know how I feel about that.
- The only band-aids left in the house are the plain ones. I gave my last bat man one to Cristina. I'm pissed because she's not worthy enough to have Bruce Wayne protect her from the villainous germs.
- Is villainous even a word???
And that's my story. Thanks for wasting the past minute reading about my day.
- I wore capris today because it was the cool thing to do... (that's directed to Cristina) Everyone was shocked because this was the first time they've seen my legs. They're just as pale as Katrina. My legs I mean.
- I had a major tummy ache again today. I asked it why it was torturing me, but didn't answer back. It normally does.
- The mark on my leg from my paint ball injury is still there. It's been 2 years.
- In anthro, the girl next to me pointed out that my leg was bleeding. I didn't even notice. I still wonder where I got the cut from. I didnt't bother cleaning it or getting a band-aid and now it's all swollen. There's blood under the flap of skin and I have to get it out before it dries up, but it hurts to poke at it. I'm so torn... Pun not intended.
- Some girl named Stephanie tried to guess what my name was and she thought it was 'Mary.' I will forever be cursed with that name.
- Jamie calls me 'Asian.' I don't really know how I feel about that.
- The only band-aids left in the house are the plain ones. I gave my last bat man one to Cristina. I'm pissed because she's not worthy enough to have Bruce Wayne protect her from the villainous germs.
- Is villainous even a word???
And that's my story. Thanks for wasting the past minute reading about my day.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
I made a bracelet today from velcro. Go me!!!
Mark this day down for the one time I actually planned what I was going to wear for Dress Down Day. I can hear the gasps already...
Mark this day down for the one time I actually planned what I was going to wear for Dress Down Day. I can hear the gasps already...
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Do you know what's a great song??? Talk Shows on Mute by Incubus
Let me grace you with the lyrics:
Take a bow
Pack on powder
Wash 'em out with buzzing lights
Pay an audience to care
'Impress me' personality
Still and transfixed
The electric sheep are dreaming of your face
Enjoy you from the chemical
Comfort of America
Come one, come all
Into ninteen-eighty four
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights! camera! transaction!
Quick, your time is almost up
Make 'em forget that they're the moth
Edging in towards the flame
Burn into obscurity
Still and transfixed
The electric sheep are dreaming of your face
judge you from the card castle
Comfort of America
Come one, come all
Into ninteen-eighty four
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights! camera! transaction!
Your foundation is canyoning
Fault lines should be worn with pride
I hate to say it
But you're so much more
You're so much more endearing with the sound turned off
Let me grace you with the lyrics:
Take a bow
Pack on powder
Wash 'em out with buzzing lights
Pay an audience to care
'Impress me' personality
Still and transfixed
The electric sheep are dreaming of your face
Enjoy you from the chemical
Comfort of America
Come one, come all
Into ninteen-eighty four
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights! camera! transaction!
Quick, your time is almost up
Make 'em forget that they're the moth
Edging in towards the flame
Burn into obscurity
Still and transfixed
The electric sheep are dreaming of your face
judge you from the card castle
Comfort of America
Come one, come all
Into ninteen-eighty four
Yeah, three, two, one...
Lights! camera! transaction!
Your foundation is canyoning
Fault lines should be worn with pride
I hate to say it
But you're so much more
You're so much more endearing with the sound turned off
I had the worst tummy ache ever on my way home. My day got worse, since I had to take the bus home. After the grueling 30 minute bus ride, I walked in to see my brother eating ice cream!!! Andrew: "If you called, I would have given you a ride home..." Bah!
He had to go buy a Where's Waldo book for his friend, so I went with him to Chapters. He made me write a note to my little brother, so I did. It said:
Off on an adventure to find Waldo.
I think he kind of took the note the wrong way cause when we got home, he took me aside and asked, "So... Where's the 'stuff'?" His eyes were wide open too.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
He had to go buy a Where's Waldo book for his friend, so I went with him to Chapters. He made me write a note to my little brother, so I did. It said:
Off on an adventure to find Waldo.
I think he kind of took the note the wrong way cause when we got home, he took me aside and asked, "So... Where's the 'stuff'?" His eyes were wide open too.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Monday, May 10, 2004
I really gotta stop these one sentence blogs. It's even pissing me off. This will be the last one for today. I swear...
People compared me to a Magic Eight Ball in second period. Sure I spit out random answers when shaken, but I'm not magic and I'm not black. That is all.
People compared me to a Magic Eight Ball in second period. Sure I spit out random answers when shaken, but I'm not magic and I'm not black. That is all.
Quote of the day:
"If we keep a green bough in our heart, the singing bird will come."
Now if only I knew what it meant...
"If we keep a green bough in our heart, the singing bird will come."
Now if only I knew what it meant...
I plan to pull an all-nighter. Wish me luck! I'm making great progress. Just finished 2 body paragraphs and halfway done my third. Mind you they aren't the greatest, but fixing them up is my goal tomorrow night.
Tick Tock
1 month and 9 days to go
1 month and 9 days to go
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Tick! Tock!
1 Month; 10 Days and counting...
1 Month; 10 Days and counting...
I ate a whole Banana Cream Pie just now for dessert and now my tummy is punishing me for it... Oh the agony!!!
Saturday, May 08, 2004
I was attempting to start my essay today and got sidetracked. I put up my calendar and it had a picture of a burger, so I went downstairs to eat. I went back upstairs, found my jumping beans, and decided to check if they still were alive. I was just about to open the case when something inside moved. It was a moth. One of the jumping beans hatched! It's quite nasty. I plan to let it free when the weather gets better. Hopefully it will still be alive by then...
Friday, May 07, 2004
Today was okay for a Friday that felt like a Monday. Me and Katrina went to the Unemployment Centre to wait for my brother. He was a few minutes late and in that little bit of time I experienced paranoia. I swear I saw him drive by... I saw a "dead bird" today and it made me realize that I am oblivious to all things. But then again, ignorance is bliss.
Went to the movies with the usual bunch a while ago. I don't think the alliance is near death anymore. I think it has just broken both legs. We saw 'Mean Girls' and it made us realize that we are a very odd bunch.
Wow... a lot of realization has happened today... so I leave you with philosophy from the great Theodore "Ted" Logan:
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude..."
Went to the movies with the usual bunch a while ago. I don't think the alliance is near death anymore. I think it has just broken both legs. We saw 'Mean Girls' and it made us realize that we are a very odd bunch.
Wow... a lot of realization has happened today... so I leave you with philosophy from the great Theodore "Ted" Logan:
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude..."
I'm going to the movies tonight to see 'Mean Girls.' Should be fun. I hope it is. It's a chance for the 'Almost Dead Huckle Berry Finn Alliance' to get back to life. The breakdown just had to occur when we finally have headquarters... *shakes head in disgust*
I have a whole essay that I have to start and finish by Tuesday, which means I have to sacrifice some of my weekend. It doesn't look like I am, since I'm going to a movie tonight and hanging out to play tennis with Donna and her gang tomorrow. She wants me to ride my tiny bike in front of everyone!!! (but I most probably will, since I don't want to walk) I guess I won't be sleeping this weekend.
Why do the fun things have to be planned on my most busy weekends?!?!
I have a whole essay that I have to start and finish by Tuesday, which means I have to sacrifice some of my weekend. It doesn't look like I am, since I'm going to a movie tonight and hanging out to play tennis with Donna and her gang tomorrow. She wants me to ride my tiny bike in front of everyone!!! (but I most probably will, since I don't want to walk) I guess I won't be sleeping this weekend.
Why do the fun things have to be planned on my most busy weekends?!?!
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Nothing worth mentioning happened today...
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
I feel so NOT unwanted. Got invited to a movie AND tennis-playing this weekend. Quite ironic since I'm antisocial. Is "Madness" coming back for seconds??? Afterall, it is May... The whole 'm' thing is happening again... May Madness the Second!!!
Quotes from Today:
Mrs. Newton: You guys can do the Haitian dancers page for the yearbook.
Me: *Growl!*
The Asian Yearbook Teacher: I found this note down there. Is this yours?
Cristina: (face is red, nose is flaring, trying to hold in laughter) No... but I would like to read it...
Last night's embarrassing moment:
I finally learned Time of Your Life by Green Day on my guitar, so I was in the living room playing my heart out. I was singing along to the violin part of the song while playing right when my older brother and his 2 friends came up from the basement.
Andrew (my brother): And that freak in the corner is my sister...
Did I happen to mention that I did not notice them right away and that I was in my duckie pjs??? muaaaaaaaaaa.... <-- noise Chewy makes
Quotes from Today:
Mrs. Newton: You guys can do the Haitian dancers page for the yearbook.
Me: *Growl!*
The Asian Yearbook Teacher: I found this note down there. Is this yours?
Cristina: (face is red, nose is flaring, trying to hold in laughter) No... but I would like to read it...
Last night's embarrassing moment:
I finally learned Time of Your Life by Green Day on my guitar, so I was in the living room playing my heart out. I was singing along to the violin part of the song while playing right when my older brother and his 2 friends came up from the basement.
Andrew (my brother): And that freak in the corner is my sister...
Did I happen to mention that I did not notice them right away and that I was in my duckie pjs??? muaaaaaaaaaa.... <-- noise Chewy makes
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Never drinking Kool-Aid Jammers without a straw in front of Donna, Sam, and Tiffany ever again...
Monday, May 03, 2004
I just recorded my voice on the answering machine. I sound like a six year old. I've been living a lie...
P.S. How do you guys cope with that childish voice of mine???
P.S. How do you guys cope with that childish voice of mine???
Brother's coming home tonight, so that means the foozball table will be here soon, along with another tv.
*breaks out in air guitar*
*breaks out in air guitar*
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Last night was actually great. Since I don't want to do my homework, I'll tell you everything that happened at the party. We arrived at Ashmita's house around 7 and it was pretty slow at this time. Someone said the punch had alcohol, so off we went to get some. Ashmita and Steve left to buy us food, so we searched around the house for water balloons to attack them with. I filled 2 balloons, until they were the size of my head with scalding hot water. I figured I might as well burn them as well. So they came back and I managed to hit Steve. Then came the hose. Steve, Ashmita, and Chris were soaking. They had to borrow clothes from Mita's lil brother. Found out lots of juicy secrets from the Ouija board and some of them actually came true. Haha... Donna and James. Everyone ran out to the trampoline. I didn't cause it was an accident waiting to happen, so me and Andrew started fires instead. It was so hypocritical cause I'm the aboriginal who cares for the world. We burned tissue and I was holding it. My sleeve caught of fire, so I let go of it and he stepped on it and his sock caught on fire.
The cutting of the cake was the greatest cause more alcohol was offered to us. In total I had 5 glasses of spiked punch, and 3 of this other stuff that didn't taste too good, but it gave me a buzz... I think. I couldn't stop giggling and Andrew couldn't stop talking. Good times...
The cutting of the cake was the greatest cause more alcohol was offered to us. In total I had 5 glasses of spiked punch, and 3 of this other stuff that didn't taste too good, but it gave me a buzz... I think. I couldn't stop giggling and Andrew couldn't stop talking. Good times...