Through a Lens Darkly

Ignorance is bliss...
Ugh! I seriously am a curse!
I forgot to add this to my tooth post: (things I heard while at the dentist)
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"
"This usually only happens to males."
"I was on vacation while this happened, but I saw the pictures. Why do I always miss the good stuff?!?!"
"I'll never forget you, so you can't forget me."
And every once in a while: "This is THE Amanda?!?!"
I have come to the conclusion that dentists are freaks.