Through a Lens Darkly

Today wasn't that bad for a Monday. I'm really tired though.
Poked at a dead rat first period. Tomorrow I get to cut open and drain it's contents. Fun!
Second period I lied to the teacher. I think she actually believed me too.
The teacher bought us donuts in third period. I didn't get to the box in time and ended up with the reject ones.
The teacher gave us time to work on our kids' books. She thought that we weren't working, so she made each of us tell the class what our story was going to be about. My turn came and I told them that my story was about the smallest penguin in his class and how he was constantly teased about it, but in the end he saves the day. Everyone said, "aw...." Embarrassing yet awesome at the same time.
Lunch was hilarious today. Donna and her gang kept trying to make me laugh while I was eating my bagel. Almost choked. Seems like someone is always close to death when I hang out with them. Those crazy kids... I'm not quite sure if I'm invited to their little gathering on Saturday, but I think I'm just going to show up anyways. It's what I do best.